her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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