girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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