she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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