And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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