You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
That's intense
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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