He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He felt like a one man threesome
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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