plz talk dirty to me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
