Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
