My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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