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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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