her vagina looked like bernie madoff
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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