I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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