I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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