She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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