Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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