KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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