Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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