when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
