We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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