In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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