I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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