I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
