is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I want her autograph on my taint
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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