why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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