I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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