i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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