I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The best revenge is premature balding
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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