So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I wish I only lived at night.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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