Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
