he shaved USA in his pubs
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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