look no pants
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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