drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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