doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
your room smells of hookers.
And success
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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