I am puke
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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