how can u be prego again
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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