I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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