I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
its not stalking. its research.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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