i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
