Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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