So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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