420 ftw
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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