Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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