I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I need a beard to bite.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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