? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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