oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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