what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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