Whod you bang
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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