Sry I called you an 8
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
