so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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