I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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